SMARTASS & SASS

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Smart & Sassy LLC

Retail & Consumer · Founded 2016

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Monthly subscription box-and onlineshop-for mouthy mofos

Valuation cap ⓘ

$8.0M

As of Oct 2022 · from Reg CF Offering (2022) · a SAFE/note conversion ceiling, not a priced valuation

Total raised

$106,910

Across 1 round since 2022

Financials

FY2020–FY2021 · from SEC filings · hover any figure for its source

$2.4M

$84K

2020

$3.8M

−$215K

2021

RevenueNet income — beside revenue when positive, below the line when a loss

Metric

FY2020 reviewed*

FY2021 reviewed*

Income statement

Revenue

$2,401,480

$3,755,117

Cost of goods sold

$1,842,483

$2,780,684

Gross margin

23%

26%

Net income

$84,212

-$214,711

Taxes paid

$32,575

Balance sheet

Cash

$172,811

$21,821

Accounts receivable

Total assets

$317,918

$965,767

Short-term debt

$108,872

$799,800

Long-term debt

$168,736

$505,557

Total liabilities

$277,608

$1,305,357

Other

Headcount

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Figures as reported by the issuer in the filing shown on hover. Each year’s pill shows the assurance level of its filed statements — audited, reviewed (CPA review, less than an audit), or unaudited, as the filing’s own report or certification states it. A dashed pill marked * is inferred instead: the SEC minimum for an offering that size, which the issuer may have exceeded. No pill means we couldn’t tell. Headcount is the filing’s point-in-time count, not a year-end average. Manually corrected figures are marked “Corrected”.

Valuation over rounds

Valuation caps on SAFE / convertible note rounds

$8.0M

Valuation cap

Reg CF · Note · Jun 2022

Dashed amber bars are a SAFE or convertible note's valuation cap — the most it converts at, not what the company is worth.

Fundraising history

Reg CF · Convertible Note · Jun 2022Closedvia WeFunder

Raised $106.9K / $1.1MValuation cap $8M

Team

3 people

Abby BartholomewFounder

HBIC | CEO & Co-Founder

Kimberley BlankenburgFounder

Co-Founder

Anh McClure

Sass Master | Chief Marketing Officer

Names and titles as disclosed on SEC Form C. Bios and photos come from the platform campaign page and may be out of date.

Reg CF annual-report compliance

Delinquent

Filed 0 of 4 annual reports (FY2022–FY2025)

Missing: 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025

Reg CF issuers must file a Form C-AR each year until a Rule 202(b) termination trigger is met.

SEC filings

Form C/AJul 22, 20220001670254-22-000776
EDGAR
Form CJun 16, 20220001670254-22-000663
EDGAR

Source: ManualCIK 0001933773

About this data. Figures are compiled from public sources — SEC EDGAR filings (Form C, C-AR, 1-A, 1-K) and funding-platform pages — and may be delayed, incomplete, or restated by the issuer. Financial statements are as reported by the issuer; each year is labeled with its assurance level (audited / reviewed / unaudited). A valuation cap is the conversion ceiling of a SAFE or convertible note, not an agreed company valuation; post-money figures are computed as pre-money plus amount raised and are not a traded price. Crowdonomics is not a broker-dealer, funding portal, or investment adviser; nothing here is investment advice or an offer to sell securities. Verify all figures against the linked EDGAR filings.